HOAX: “Gayalism” and the “Handful” of “Mirage Gays”

We now know that psyphrocites (psychophrodites) are a hoax.

A Mirage Gay cannot be a Gay but can appear to be a Gay.

In the interest of scientific precision, we must share the following information:

Wth the revelation of the existence of a “handful” (note quotes [around 1,000 out of the billions {XX,000,000,000} of people that inhabit our planet])…of a handful of psyphrocites (called also “psychophrodites” [male bodies with female brains or female bodies with male brains]) and with the colloquial (“nonscientific” [note quotes]), common understanding of the term “Gay,” we are forced to adopt the following position, which we call “Gayalism” (from “Gay” plus “royalism”):

  1. Psyphrocites (called also “psychophrodites” [male bodies with female brains or female bodies with male brains]) exist.
  2. Psyphrocites do not interact with each other.
  3. The possibility of psyphrocitic interaction exists.
  4. In a colloquial sense, psyphrocitic sexual interaction would constitute Mirage Gay activity.
  5. The possibility of Mirage Gay activity proves the possibility of the existence of Mirage Gays.
  6. The percentage of the population that is psyphrocitic is so small that the group of people that call themselves Gay could not possibly all be Mirage Gay.
  7. Exhaustive data proves that only .0000001-% (less than .0000001%) of the world’s population is psyphrocitic (potentially Mirage Gay).
  8. It is an inevitable conclusion that 99.99+% of the people who claim to be Gay are not Mirage Gay.
  9. It is an inevitable conclusion that 99.99+% of the people who claim to be Gay are homo-perverts.

Our main conclusions are:

  • A Mirage Gay cannot be a Gay but can appear to be a Gay.
  • A brain scan would prove whether someone was psyphrocitic (potentially Mirage Gay).
  • Mirage Gays potentially exist but their numbers would be so small that virtually everyone who claims to be Gay would still be a homo-pervert.

Our ultimate conclusion is:

If sexually interacting psyphrocites (Mirage Gays) were
ever discovered,
they might be blameless.

Biblical Commentary: This ultimate conclusion is consistent with biblical principles because the SIPs (sexually interacting psyphrocites [Mirage Gays]) would actually be people of opposite genders, though their partners might be homo-perverts.